please be pirate ghosts...pppllleeeaaassssee be pirate ghosts...

so i'm home now for labor day...yup... that's all i have to say about that.

i went to a wicked boring opera yesterday. i didn't think that pirates could be soooooo lame. the best part was when fog started oozing from the door and i automatically had flashbacks to "a garfield halloween" when garfield and ode get stuck on the island with the scary old man and then the pirate ghosts flew in, ripped up the floorboards to get their treasure. then they chased garfield and ode into a river and ode saved garfield's life. those pirate ghosts were way better than these pirate ghosts. you would think after being dead for..uh...well a really long time, and they finally found their treasure that they would do a little more than walk in a room, stand in the room, then walk up stairs. i mean all i know is that if i found treasure, pulse or no pulse, i'd be dancin'. for sure.

after the opera i went to sergot's and watched "team america." omg. i stopped breathing entirely on more than one occasion. it was pure brilliance.

the weekend before that i went to my first party of the year and got a lil tipsy. while stumbling home with sergot i got a major case of the hiccups. so as i was tripping over my self i was slurring "i'm like a *hiccup* cartoon *hiccup* drunk! all *hiccup* i need is a big *hiccup* red nose, a jug *hiccup* with three Xs on it *hiccup* and a wash*hiccup*board *hiccup* *gro*hiccup*an*" it was alarmingly attractive. and to me extra charming i drunk dialed my neighbor, joshy, and my brother in boise, idaho. cute.

that's about all i have right now, tomorrow i'm going to see my husband in "the brothers grimm" con mi madre. and if you don't know who i'm referring to when i say my husband you obviously don't know me very well, but i love you anyway...i have no shame.

laters!